two.

You know that feeling of waking up in the morning. Tired and all.
Well, imagine sleeping on this concrete bed.
Instead of waking up and feeling tired, you're tired of what you've been laying on.
It's never ending back-aching pain it's been causing you.
But somehow, you just need this concrete bed. And you need to sleep and this it just seems that this concrete bed of yours is perfect. No cracks at all compared to the others.
This concrete bed is the best.

Ps. This was written a few days ago.